Tifa Mac The Pimpstress & Kali The Sabertooth K Essays - Kali

Tifa Mac The Pimpstress & Kali The Sabertooth K Essays - Kali Tifa Mac The Pimpstress & Kali The Sabertooth Kitty Tifa Mac The Pimpstress this was my best invention; it emits this blast of concentrated laser energy that can dissipate any object. There are many more of my inventions, but these are my most favorite ones. Our first big hit was the local newspaper owned by the notorious womanizer, Don Corneo. We took him out and taught him a lesson hed never forget. He learned never to call my kitty a *censored* cat. He chose my companion and myself as his one and only. But he had no idea what he was buying into this time. I had caught him in one of his deals and luckily for me I had my trusty yardstick in my back pocket. Suddenly, like little needles prickling me in my back I got this impulse to strike Don. Boom, whack, plop, I stuck the old geezer with needle invested yardstick. He fell to the ground like an old oak tree. It was then that my offended companion, Kali, sought her revenge with her treacherous Claw if Death. We then carried him to the local Dumpster and trashed him. No mans